Neural report cards from retail broadsheets, FMCG packaging, and brand identity work — NeuroScores, behavioral science, and fixes you can ship.

Vodacom
Cognitive load swings 30 to 66 across the same campaign — neurological whiplash inside one shopping journey
We analysed 11 assets from a recent Vodacom retail campaign through the campaign synthesis pipeline. The campaign-level NeuroScore came out at 64 — a Moderate verdict that masks four behavioral principles violated 7–11 times each.

Checkers, Pick n Pay, Woolworths, Spar
All four scored below 40/100 on cognitive load
We stress-tested four national grocery broadsheets with the same virtual neuro stack: NeuroScore, cognitive load, emotional engagement, and behavioral compliance.

Tiger Brands
82 cultural resonance but 68 archetype alignment
Logo neuro dimensions, provincial splits, and Jungle Oats vs Instant Oats packaging — what the numbers say about equity migration.

Tiger Brands — Jungle Oats
Tiger mascot captures attention in 100ms but packaging fights itself
Full virtual neuro profile for Jungle Oats: attention, memory, cognitive load, purchase intent, and packaging intelligence scores.